Definitions by Big Dick Uncle Joe

T-rex Helicopter Spinning Blowjob

a sexual act in which a woman dresses in a T-rex costume and places herself on the spinning blades of a helicopter. the helicopter then does a flip dive so that the woman is upside down and she can insert the mans penis into her mouth as she spins

damn she gave me the best t-rex helicopter spinning blowjob after her kindergarten graduation

T-rex Helicopter Spinning Blowjob by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

Shellainacidis

a disease that is charecterized by screaming of racial profanities and sexual things

due to her shellainacidis she creamed in my butthole multiple times

Shellainacidis by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom

i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken

Human Turducken by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

Beehive Jiggle Puffjob

a sexual act in which a woman covers herself head to toe with cream and then blows air into a man's penis. she then jumps up and down while blowing to jiggle. the woman also has bees in her mouth in order to blow them out into the man's urethra

She gave me the best Beehive Jiggle Puffjob of my life after her 5th grade graduation

Beehive Jiggle Puffjob by Big Dick Uncle Joe October 31, 2022

Jiggle Cream Puffjob

a sexual act in which a woman is covered in cream and blows air into a man's penis while jumping up and down to maker her breasts jiggle

she gave me an amazing Jiggle Cream Puffjob last night after her 5th grade graduation

Jiggle Cream Puffjob by Big Dick Uncle Joe October 31, 2022