2 definitions by Big Dick Johnny Ballsack

Flash Git

A contemptible person who is will never buy the cheapest anything that he can display on his person. They are usually a show off, this person will have the best clothes, car, phone, fragrance etc that they will think makes them look impressive at all times. They will usually sacrifice eating good foods in the pursuit of being flash. Their family could also go without sometimes.

"Did you hear about Steve in the mail room just bought a brand new Merc"

"Flash git!"

by Big Dick Johnny Ballsack November 9, 2011

Bacon Patrol

The police. The pigs formally known as the police.

"Oh look here comes the bacon patrol."

by Big Dick Johnny Ballsack September 22, 2011