hole in my pants to China

n 1. a big problem, DOOZY

Apollo 13 to mission control: "Uh-oh, Houston, we've got a real hole in our pants to China on our hands."

by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005

drag one's dick through the coleslaw

to joke, jest, pull one's leg

"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."

by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005