Goods

A great nickname for your twig & berries.

Slow down this fucking golf cart! My goods are bouncing all over the place!

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

Dry Spunk

When you have spunked already like 5 times that day, and you try to spunk again but nothing comes out. Sometimes your dick makes a little high-pitched coughing sound during a Dry Spunk.

I had already beat off six times that night, and eventually dry spunked.

by Big Chimper June 30, 2003

Juice Box

A person who carries the characteristics of both a Douchebag and a Toolbox.

Check it out, that Juice Box just chimped all over his Celine Dion CD collection.

by Big Chimper July 15, 2003

Chimp

(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.

(1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!

by Big Chimper June 03, 2003