11 definition by Big Chimper

1) a wad of chimp (spunk).
2) an ignorant douchebag.
1) My chimpwad was kind of yellow earlier- should I see a doctor?
2) You, sir, are the biggest and most rancid chimpwad I have ever seen! Urkel could probably beat the shit out of you!
by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

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A dance sensation, similar in spirit to the Affe, that is currently sweeping the Midwest.
Do the Horsey!
by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

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A person who carries the characteristics of both a Douchebag and a Toolbox.
Check it out, that Juice Box just chimped all over his Celine Dion CD collection.
by Big Chimper July 15, 2003

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Marquette University Freshmen who don't know how to give head so they scrape their teeth on your dick.
I went out with a scraper last night and my schlong is raw and bleeding today.
by Big Chimper June 09, 2003

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