Big Chimper's definitions

Chimpwad

1) a wad of chimp (spunk).
2) an ignorant douchebag.

1) My chimpwad was kind of yellow earlier- should I see a doctor?
2) You, sir, are the biggest and most rancid chimpwad I have ever seen! Urkel could probably beat the shit out of you!

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

flop

The first three board cards dealt in Texas Hold 'em poker. This is the only true definition.

The flop was a rainbow: 3d, 4c, 9s

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

river

The last (5th) board card in Texas Hold 'em Poker.

I went to the river with a maniac who raised pre-flop with T3o.

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

horsey

A dance sensation, similar in spirit to the Affe, that is currently sweeping the Midwest.

Do the Horsey!

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003