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Thirsty Rotten Carcass Breath

When ones breath smells like they've been chewing on a rotting animal carcass that had been left in the hot sun, combined this with not drinking liquids for a long period of time and you get Thirsty Rotten Carcass Breath.
I once tongue kissed this guy at a party but almost gagged because he had thirsty rotten carcass breath. He needed a drink, a mint and an orthodontist.
by Big Bobby Bacon November 8, 2012
mugGet the Thirsty Rotten Carcass Breathmug.

Splurge my gurge

To excessively blow ones load after a long period of not having sex or masturbating.
Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!
by Big Bobby Bacon May 29, 2015
mugGet the Splurge my gurgemug.

Grate the shmeeze

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.
Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.
by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012
mugGet the Grate the shmeezemug.

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