Definitions by Bfixit

Kimbiting

(Verb) the act of behaving like a kimbit or doing NPC-like behavior

“The microwave beeped again even though nobody touched it. This fucking appliance is kimbiting.”

Kimbiting by Bfixit September 15, 2026

Kimbit

Anything that acts like an NPC—mindlessly following a routine, behaving predictably, or simply existing in the background with no apparent independent thought or purpose. A kimbit can be anything: a human, animal, toaster, grain of sand, or random object.

“Bro walked into 7-Eleven, stared at the hot dogs rotating for five minutes, whispered ‘interesting,’ and walked out without buying anything. Fucking kimbit.”

Kimbit by Bfixit September 15, 2026