Definitions by Beyond the horizon
Origami salami
A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.
When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression
Origami salami by Beyond the horizon September 14, 2022
Don't be a moe be a joe
"Don't be a Mo, be a Joe..."
A profound statement pertaining to work ethics, in which somebody should avoid being a lazy ass, worthless, conniving trickster bitch, and instead, should adhere to a set of standards that is above the average "Joe"
A profound statement pertaining to work ethics, in which somebody should avoid being a lazy ass, worthless, conniving trickster bitch, and instead, should adhere to a set of standards that is above the average "Joe"
Don't be a moe be a joe by Beyond the horizon July 1, 2022