Definitions by Beryllium

gunkday 

The day (or several days) at the end of a common cold when your body is being "productive" and clearing out all the gunk and lungbutter. You may or may not be contagious, but folks will definitely steer clear.

Todd: Wow, Elliot should totally have stayed home for gunkday.
JD: Yeah, I always stay home for gunkday. That way I won't make my coworkers sick.
Perry: You make me sick.

gunkday by Beryllium October 3, 2017

Thigh Clencher 

The move a female makes when horny in an attempt to quell her loins

Gina sent Tori a really hot nude, it was one hell of a thigh clencher.

Thigh Clencher by Beryllium July 10, 2015

Special Bus 

A transit bus that has been drafted for a special use, displaying "SPECIAL" or "SPECIAL BUS" in lights on the front.

"There goes the Special bus again; maybe you should hop on?"

Special Bus by Beryllium July 23, 2008