Bertie's definitions

monkrat

A half breed cross between a Monkey and a Chipmonk. Often used to refer to Craig Stringer of Derby, England who's is the bastard offsring of his mum - who appears to be a chipmonk and his Dad who appears to be a rat.

Craig, you fucking Monkrat!

by Bertie July 18, 2003

Adidas network

Trasferring files between computers using a floppy disc and your Adidas sportshoes to run from one computer to the other.

A very slow network

When the network is down, use the Adidas network

by Bertie August 5, 2005