Sampsonite

The most epic gamer dude who you will ever meet and will stick with you through tough times he is blessed by the yod and hamood himself.
" Hey, sampsonite got 4 points in baseball yesterday"
by Bert alert November 22, 2020
mugGet the Sampsonitemug.

Bert Alert

When an emergency meeting is called and you get a boner
Shit! uhhhh... bert alert...
by Bert alert October 28, 2020
mugGet the Bert Alertmug.

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