Berry 's definitions

Eagle Scout Project

Hooking up with the mother of all hideous females, one beyond the classification of "community service". To fuck this girl you must be as selfless as an Eagle Scout.

"That fat chick over there, man she is oooogly, thats a fuckin eagle scout project if i ever saw one."

by Berry November 25, 2003

waterski

When a guy/girl stands directly over a guy/girl and pisses all over the individual while the one that is receiving the piss opens their mouth and accumulates the piss and swallows just like cum...yummm

We decided to waterski after she was tired of swallowing cummm

by Berry January 17, 2004

Clipboard

Actually a common occurence for most men. When a sudden erection springs up in a public place and the boner's owner can do nothing but flip it up. "Clipboarded", if you will, against the body by the waistline of the pants.

"I was in Italian class and goddamn, that Signora Mazzoni, she made me pop a boner. It was so obtrusive, I had to clipboard it."

by Berry December 17, 2003

Twat

An acronym for "The Woman's Awesome Thing"

I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...

by Berry November 24, 2003

'itis

A variation and shortening of Niggaitis; The overwhelming sleepy feeling that comes over people after they have eaten too much food. Usually people get the 'itis after eating rich soul food during the holidays.

I have the itis so I am going to lay down and take a nap.

I don't want to eat too much because I will get the 'itis.

by Berry August 16, 2004

Solar-Powered Ninja Penguin

A Penguin that is Solar-Powered and just so happens to posess Ninja qualities.

see also:
Siamese Pygmy Pole-Vaulter

I have no example. I am writing stuff so the system will accept this.

by Berry April 13, 2005