Definitions by Berlin Auslander Memes
Clapartheid
A practice of segregated applause based on the ethnicity, race or religion of those being applauded.
“Hey did you hear that Claudia Roth, Germany‘s Federal Minister of Culture and Media, only clapped for the Israeli filmmaker at the Berlinale and not for his Palestinian co-director?”
“Yeah dude. Total clapartheid.”
“Yeah dude. Total clapartheid.”
Clapartheid by Berlin Auslander Memes February 28, 2024
Clapartheid
A practice of segregated applause based on the ethnicity, race or religion of those being applauded.
“Hey did you hear that Claudia Roth, Germany‘s Federal Minister of Culture and Media, only clapped for the Israeli filmmaker at the Berlinale and not for his Palestinian co-director?”
“Yeah dude. Total clapartheid.”
“Yeah dude. Total clapartheid.”
Clapartheid by Berlin Auslander Memes February 28, 2024
Briefschmerz
A feeling of intense anxiety and/or psychological distress. Literally "letter pain". Named after the feeling anyone residing in Germany gets after seeing they have letters in their postbox. To be used literally or metaphorically.
LITERAL:
"Hey, wanna go for a späti beer?"
"Can't dude, just saw a letter from the finanzamt and the briefschmerz is REAL"
METAPHORICAL
"OMG my boss called me in for a meeting and I thought I was in trouble and I had a full on briefschmerz episode"
"Hey, wanna go for a späti beer?"
"Can't dude, just saw a letter from the finanzamt and the briefschmerz is REAL"
METAPHORICAL
"OMG my boss called me in for a meeting and I thought I was in trouble and I had a full on briefschmerz episode"
Briefschmerz by Berlin Auslander Memes June 7, 2020