Definitions by Bent Spoon

Bartholomew 

An absolute lad. Always has cracking banter wherever he is. Generally has short dark hair and a throbbing large penis. Usually laughs during funerals.

Look at that inconsiderate asshole laughing at the back there, he must be a Bartholomew.

Bartholomew by Bent Spoon March 28, 2019

Yeneme

yen-e-me

When someone or something is feeling like a big black man.

Hey Tyrone, I’m feeling pretty yeneme today.

Yeneme by Bent Spoon March 28, 2019