Definitions by Bent Galaxy

Smegler 

A common occupation amongst the population of China and other South East Asian nations in a large collection of men stand in rows and use cheese graters to grind the dick cheese off their bellends. The fallen Smeg is then collected into a bucket and processed into a series of popular snack items as a cheese substitute which can be found in a portfolio of areas all around the world

What does you’re Dad do? Oh, my Dad is a Smegler!

Smegler by Bent Galaxy November 23, 2021

Tuna Shampoo 

A medieval form of torture commonly favoured in the Roman times which combines briny tuna chunks with Radox Coral Reef. When added to the prisoners hair it would make them instantly undesirable to any potential sexual conquests

Morgan is a cunt and shall now receive Tuna Shampoo

Tuna Shampoo by Bent Galaxy November 23, 2021