Definitions by Benjamin Lax

stand for shit

Something will not matter if such an occasion should arise

we will force them to the hot gates where their numbers will stand for shit

stand for shit by Benjamin Lax July 27, 2008

kick in the neck 

To physically harm someone who has verbally, physically or mentally harmed you.

Ant, Dan and I gave my ex-girlfriend a swift kick in the neck

kick in the neck by Benjamin Lax April 29, 2008

drop kick in the neck 

a more physically detrimental harm than a simple kick in the neck

Ant, Dan and I believed that the bank employee who was not mingling deserved a drop kick in the neck.

drop kick in the neck by Benjamin Lax April 29, 2008

bank worker 

An unusual breed of call centre worker who did not pass the test. Resorting to casual desk work to pay of a banger of a car.

The bank worker found weekends hard to go without food and washing a shit car

bank worker by Benjamin Lax April 29, 2008