Definitions by Bengalmans Unforgiving Nephew

Uneasy Wildabest 

1.(n) A term used to describe a Women that is having her period.

Mark- dude dont go to marys house.
james- Why?
Mark- Because she is an Uneasy Wildabest right now.
James- Oh thanks man, that would have been really bad if i would have went to her house.

Uneasy Wildabest by Bengalmans Unforgiving Nephew October 6, 2009

Blumper 

A blowjob while on a bycicle, usually on a bicycle with two seats.

Me and Jessica Simpson were riding down the street on my bycicle ,and she grabbed my dick and gave me a blumper.

Blumper by bengalmans Unforgiving Nephew October 4, 2009