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A blowjob while on a bycicle, usually on a bicycle with two seats.
Me and Jessica Simpson were riding down the street on my bycicle ,and she grabbed my dick and gave me a blumper.
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1.(n) A term used to describe a Women that is having her period.
Mark- dude dont go to marys house.
james- Why?
Mark- Because she is an Uneasy Wildabest right now.
James- Oh thanks man, that would have been really bad if i would have went to her house.
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