nutstache

A felt set of nuts used for photobombing, photobooths, and mocking hipsters.

Bride: "I am going to murder whomever planted the nutstaches in our photobooth."
Groom: "C'mon honey, it's good ol' fashioned fun. I mean seriously, Rachel is meant to have a pair of nuts on her face."

by Benedict Cumberstache July 16, 2015