Ben the almighty's definitions

Sochnose

a stupid, idiotic spack with no regard for anything.
Sochnose is mainly used as an insult (see below)
it is derived from the word Soch (made up word, used to replace the word sock) and nose (sniffing device implanted on the face)
The word 'Soch' can also be used on its own as an insult, and replaces the overused 'Fuck' quite nicely. (see below)

"iain, you fucking Sochnose! stop ass-raping me!"
"OH SOCH! OLIE YOU SOCHING SOCH! IM GONNA SOCHING WELL SOCH YOU UP!!"

by Ben the almighty January 28, 2006

Calpol

What god must drink.

"i love calpol, it makes my face twitch"

by Ben the almighty January 29, 2006

Soch

Used to replace the word 'fuck' or any other swear word.
also, see Sochnose

"Oh Soch! i don't have a soching condom!"

by Ben the almighty January 29, 2006