Definitions by Ben the Zaven slayer

Evan

A short penguin. He waddled, quacks, waddles more. He loves to fuck even though his dick is a tic tac scotch taped to his crotch.

Hey Evan. Peepee

Evan by Ben the Zaven slayer May 21, 2018

Hildago

A fat dude who likes dick. And is a rapist

Dude, Are You Hildago?
Nope. Im only 300 pounds, thin compared to Hildago

Hildago by Ben the Zaven slayer February 24, 2017

Andrew

The man who cannot get enough cock. He eats, sleeps, and lives dicks. Although he loves dicks he has never been to bed and probably never will.

Dude, Tonight lets be Andrew
Oh yea!

Andrew by Ben the Zaven slayer February 22, 2017