Ben the Zaven slayer's definitions
A short penguin. He waddled, quacks, waddles more. He loves to fuck even though his dick is a tic tac scotch taped to his crotch.
by Ben the Zaven slayer May 21, 2018
Get the Evanmug. by Ben the Zaven slayer February 24, 2017
Get the Hildagomug. The man who cannot get enough cock. He eats, sleeps, and lives dicks. Although he loves dicks he has never been to bed and probably never will.
by Ben the Zaven slayer February 22, 2017
Get the Andrewmug.