Definitions by Ben Stein

banana handshake 

Upon meeting someone, a casual jimmytap.

Upon meeting Kenneth Lay, he extended his right hand, and I gave him a banana handshake.

banana handshake by Ben Stein February 16, 2005

Woop woop 

the sound accompanying the insertion of a tampon into the vaginal region twice. Used to describe the motion of a tampon and the sound it would make.

when the girl went into the bathroom after school to change her tampon it made a WOOP sond and she was set for 8 hours

Woop woop by Ben Stein January 12, 2005

Speak into the mic 

To have Penis launched into one's oral cavity at an alarming rate of speed.

1. -Anita Speak into the mic.
2. -Will you please speak into the mic.
3. -I'm sorry, you must speak into the mic.
4. -Hey, Speak into the mic.
5. -I gave her The Bill then asked her to speak into the mic.
6. -Excuse me, Please speak into the mic.

Speak into the mic by Ben Stein June 3, 2004