Definitions by Ben Segal

squirt locker

1. (noun.) Female equivalent to the spank bank; synonym of flick file.

Did you see Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL? I popped a lady boner and totally put it in the squirt locker.

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A fit characterized by violent arm flailing and an irrational sense of rage.

Little wanted to drive his brothers car and a Bauman Freekout insued.

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