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Definitions by Ben Paxton

The old faithful 

when a male ejaculates into their partners belly-button crevice and proceeds to punch them in the sides and making the man-juice shoot up like a geyser.
neil gave that bitch the old faithful last night.
The old faithful by Ben Paxton September 27, 2007

chocolate kiss 

when you kiss someone on the cheek (face) with your ass leaving a fecal stain on the cheek.
my girlfriend loves it when i give her a chocolate kiss.
chocolate kiss by Ben Paxton September 27, 2007

ass coffee 

when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you shit liquid in short concentrated bursts.
mike, last night that Pabst blue ribbon brewed a nice pot of ass coffee for this morning.
ass coffee by Ben Paxton September 27, 2007