Definitions by Ben Fletcher

Carpet Cruiser 

A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'

Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.

Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.

Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.

Carpet Cruiser by Ben Fletcher March 25, 2010