Ben Dover the nine hundredth's definitions
by Ben Dover the nine hundredth November 4, 2025
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(noun / verb / interdimensional hiccup)
1. A noise your soul makes when reality drops its spaghetti.
2. The unholy lovechild of confusion, comedy, and “why is this happening.”
3. A placeholder for events too cursed to describe in mortal tongue—like your console speaking Latin, a fog cashier asking for expired Tesco coupons, or Comrade Dean melting “for sience bitch!"
(noun / verb / interdimensional hiccup)
1. A noise your soul makes when reality drops its spaghetti.
2. The unholy lovechild of confusion, comedy, and “why is this happening.”
3. A placeholder for events too cursed to describe in mortal tongue—like your console speaking Latin, a fog cashier asking for expired Tesco coupons, or Comrade Dean melting “for sience bitch!"
“My Xbox tried to remaster itself with AI and summoned a shrimp demon. Meeple-moop.”
“Ellis: Nick, your mom’s car just hit a Tank.” / “Nick: That’s pure Meeple-moop.”
“Portuguese Coast Guard: Why is there a submarine under our ship blasting sonar memes?” / “Dean: Meeple-moop.”
“Ellis: Nick, your mom’s car just hit a Tank.” / “Nick: That’s pure Meeple-moop.”
“Portuguese Coast Guard: Why is there a submarine under our ship blasting sonar memes?” / “Dean: Meeple-moop.”
by Ben Dover the nine hundredth August 18, 2025
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