Ben Dover 's definitions

tata

one boob only

My lover licked my left tata

by Ben Dover November 7, 2003

truncheon

a device used by a donnachie to provide sexual pleasure to his watt

oh mike, i dont want to appear soft in front of you, can i shove my truncheon up your arse?

by ben dover July 4, 2004

tinkle

to piss while squatting on the toilet

It is easier for women and men with small dicks to tinkle.

by Ben Dover November 7, 2003

suburbanite

a fat lazy person who sits on the sofa watching American Idol, Survivor or some other shitty plot-less TV show and decides when seeing a big juicy burger flashed on the TV that they must get their fat potato-chip-eating ass into their single-occupant SUV and drive the quarter of a mile to the nearest drive-thru to have a couple super-sized burgers with fries and 4 milkshakes.

those suburbanites are always at the drive-thru

by Ben Dover January 19, 2004