Definitions by Ben Allen

lol sandwich

While on a forum/instant messenger, placing a statement between two of your own lols.

A lol sandwich in AIM

*BaBi*EaTzOR280*: I love eating babies, they're so tender
IAreTehLolrus: lol
IAreTehLolrus: i cut myself at night
IAreTehLolrus: lol

lol sandwich by Ben Allen September 12, 2005

pan-fried 

Getting hit with a large blunt object i.e. frying pan, guitar etc.

LeaRoy tried to gank my shit so I pan-fried his ass with a tire iron.

pan-fried by Ben Allen November 11, 2004