buckleheid

Scots slang for someone who has suffered a marked reduction in cognitive function due to chronic abuse of psychoactive substances.
"See yon Broggs fae Friock, he's a pure buckleheid!"
by Bellser July 29, 2006
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twatmonger

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.
Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!
by Bellser June 24, 2006
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