Bellser's definitions

double-barrelled snotgun

The mucous-filled nose of someone suffering from a particularly bad cold.

"Yuk! Check the double-barrelled snotgun on that guy."

"I wouldn't fancy getting blasted from that twatmonger's double-barrelled snotgun."

by Bellser August 3, 2006

twatmonger

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.

Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!

by Bellser June 24, 2006