Bellser's definitions

twatmonger

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.

Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!

by Bellser June 24, 2006

snot volcano

Term used to describe a large blob of nasal mucous blown into a paper tissue and carefully wrapped into a bulb shape before being gently squeezed until snot erupts.

Take cover, my snot volcano’s gonna blow!

by Bellser June 29, 2006