Bellend slap's definitions

permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner

"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''

by Bellend slap May 2, 2018

buttony

A word used to describe someone or something that is sickingly wholesome and bathy (not to be confused with sethy)

Oh my god , that kid is so buttony!

Person 1 "So I hate everything and everyone"
Person 2 " Well, I just try to make the best of each moment that life blesses us with."
Person 1 "fucks sake, you are so fucking buttony, it's unreal"
Person 2- looks to the sky with a wide chin and smiles at the lord

Can also be an elf boy who serves pixie sweets at Hanksworth manor

by Bellend slap May 2, 2018