buttony

A word used to describe someone or something that is sickingly wholesome and bathy (not to be confused with sethy)
Oh my god , that kid is so buttony!

Person 1 "So I hate everything and everyone"
Person 2 " Well, I just try to make the best of each moment that life blesses us with."
Person 1 "fucks sake, you are so fucking buttony, it's unreal"
Person 2- looks to the sky with a wide chin and smiles at the lord

Can also be an elf boy who serves pixie sweets at Hanksworth manor
by Bellend slap May 2, 2018
mugGet the buttonymug.

permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner
"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''
by Bellend slap May 2, 2018
mugGet the permanent bonermug.

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