Definitions by Believer of Keithanism
Keith Hernandez
Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy
People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.
I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
Keith Hernandez by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
Keith Austin Hernandez
At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
Keith Austin Hernandez by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020