9 definitions by Bel Aire Beeryan
When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!
Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?
That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!
You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!
You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010
When a 700 + pound, African American man breaks down your front door and proceeds to punch your mother in the face so hard that she crashes thru the nearest wall.
" Man !! Did you see Big Brian fuck that bitch up?"
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."
by Bel Aire Beeryan April 9, 2010