Being sober is for the weak.'s definitions

John Kerry

The only man that could ever make me glad Bush won.

Bush may be a total dipshit but John Kerry is a pussy fucktard.

by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

snickers

A candy bar that has argueably the greatest/funniest commercials known to man.

Guy 1-Did you see that Snickers comercial during the superbowl?

Guy 2- Yeah but that isn't as good as the Happy peanut song one

by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

water temple

A temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocorina of Time, that is widley regarded as gamers as a complete pain in the ass.

I think I'm the only person in the world who madeit through the Water Temple my first time with little to no trouble at all... I was 8.

by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

rolling

One of the greatest feelings in the world. Absolute bliss.

I took a Blue Eagle last tuesday and I've been rolling for 3 days. I don't know why and quite frankly I don't care.

by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

love

A word I'll use to get into womens pants.

I'm not lying when I say I love you... I'm just not in love with you.

by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007