Definitions by Beefsteak

Shorpund

The act of laying on a small couch watching parks and rec.

1:Hey what are you doing
2:Not much just I'm just shorpunding

Shorpund by Beefsteak November 21, 2021

vagazzle 

The adding of jewelry ot the vaginal area. Jennifer Love Hewitt explained it on the George Lopez show

After a rather difficult break up, Jennifer decided to Vagazzle herself in an effort to cheer herself up

vagazzle by Beefsteak February 22, 2010