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Definitions by Beau Nerr IV

Frog Petter

Absolute bossman. Ability to pet frogs. Goated city. Something only one in one thousand can do. Ultimate sign in life that you achieved full God-like status and satiated internal retribution. The taste of retribution.
My cousin can put his hand on frogs foreheads and pet them, lovingly. He's a frog petter.
Frog Petter by Beau Nerr IV July 2, 2026