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Definitions by Beatnivk Yo

Parajumper

One who leaps and pulls their ripcord at the slightest provocation. A paranoid person in flight before they even need to enter fight or flight mode.
‘Upon just one toke, the Parajumper was out and running from the boys in blue, his flight mode fully deployed.’
Parajumper by Beatnivk Yo October 8, 2026

OUROBOROGOTCHARtist

I make art about the infinite cycle of self-deception. You wouldn't understand. I made it for me.
“First thing I did was to create an urban dictionary post so I could refer back to it as proof of my word’s legitimacy, for I am an OUROBOROGOTCHARtist.”
OUROBOROGOTCHARtist by Beatnivk Yo October 8, 2026

OUROBOROGOTCHA

The snake's master plan is an infinite loop of self-deception, with a victory lap every time it reaches its own head.
“ OUROBOROGOTCHA!! I fooled you! Wait. I fooled myself? Still counts.”
OUROBOROGOTCHA by Beatnivk Yo October 8, 2026