Definitions by Batman is sexy

Turtle Tattoo 

Fucking sexy.

So amazingly sexy your clothes explode.

Guy 1: "Wow, that' girls so turtle tattoo it hurts."
Guy 2: "She's more turtle tattoo than my girlfriend!"

Turtle Tattoo by Batman is sexy April 27, 2009

Kemen 

The slang word for surprise butt sex, that later is given consent so is not considered rape.

A man decides to surprise his wife/partner and yells surprise before sexing their ass. The wife/partner then gives them consent because the kemen brightened up their day.

Kemen by Batman is sexy April 6, 2009