A man decides to surprise his wife/partner and yells surprise before sexing their ass. The wife/partner then gives them consent because the kemen brightened up their day.
by Batman is sexy April 06, 2009
Guy 1: "Wow, that' girls so turtle tattoo it hurts."
Guy 2: "She's more turtle tattoo than my girlfriend!"
Guy 2: "She's more turtle tattoo than my girlfriend!"
by Batman is sexy April 27, 2009