Definitions by Batfastard

Baptic 

When one is born Catholic then switches to Baptist but refuses to denounce their Catholicism.

According to Al, Peggy has no allegience to either faith. She's a Baptic.

"Our kids are fucking Baptics because my wife wont denounce her Catholicism."

Baptic by batfastard September 7, 2013

Rusty Motorcycle 

The Female version of a Rusty Trombone which involves a female getting rimmed while a vibrator is inserted into her vagina mimicking the vibrations of a motorcycle. It is also customary for the giver to push his or her lips together and make motorcycle noises into her anus.

Oh Katie last night David gave me a Rusty Motorcycle ride and it was amazing!

Rusty Motorcycle by Batfastard February 11, 2010