Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

lollersaurus

Any enormous, ugly person who says 'lol' every 20 seconds while chatting on the internet.

"Lollersaurus masticated the leaves that represent my modem."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 5, 2003

Little Kim

Small midget-girl with a gnome-hat and gnome-boots

You' little like that Kim lady.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

Matrixed Down

The opposite of Matrixed Up and The Matrix.

To stray away from Matrix effects (Charlies Angels, Spiderman) and Matrix spoofs (Kung Pow, Cats & Dogs) or to add something that is the opposite of The Matrix to the movie.

My home movies featured me jumping around the walls, so I matrixed it down by adding Willy Nelson.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003

Shat

The past-tense of 'shit' which I tend to use as present-tense.

"I shat on your carpet!" - Past
"I took a shat on your stove!" - Present

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 9, 2003

flame battleground

A fun place in a message board to go to - especially with friends you can flame.

The Winged Vampire's Retreat was a cool Ezboard to go to. I always went to the Battleground forum. Too bad it closed down. Ezboard is shitty now anyways.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 21, 2003

guarding the bee

Mr Burn's distractive task given to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's dullest individuals.

Burns made Homer Simpson the Head Bee Guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

fuck-hall

A place in which a clusterfuck might occur each morning/night.

"Go to the fuck-hall for some orgy action! You'll love it!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003