Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

flame battleground

A fun place in a message board to go to - especially with friends you can flame.

The Winged Vampire's Retreat was a cool Ezboard to go to. I always went to the Battleground forum. Too bad it closed down. Ezboard is shitty now anyways.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 21, 2003

electricity

What I invented, along with the question mark.

I invented electricity! Ben Franklin is the devil!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

pants

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

marmite

Insignificantly better than Vegemite, but still better.

Marmite was all I used to eat when I was a youngin'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003

your mom

A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.

Asshead says:
I h8 u

Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh

Asshead says:
your mom

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

drop a plop

verb: To take a dump; To emit faeces from one's anus; To devastate a toilet with your mighty bowels.

See shit, dump, crap, drop the bomb

1. Where is the toilet, I need to go drop a plop.
2. Where is the urinal, I need to go drop a plop (see urinal-poop)

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

curried slop

Orangey egg-like substance found plopping from a woman's vagina. Not to be mistaken with curried egg.

Also see cunt slop

That curried slop tasted HORRIBLE. Women should be banned from Parliament House.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003