Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

assgoblin

Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.

John Travolta is an assgoblin, who lives down the street

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003

plop on deck

The act of getting on stage, bending over, dropping your pants, and crapping all over the floor.

I jumped on stage and chucked a plop on deck. One of the feces nearly hit the ceiling.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

führer

Hitler

Fo sho! Hitler is the Führer!!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

kthxhi

Greeting and thanks.

<Krok> Hello! I just uploaded the 500k page on PHP and CGI that I typed by myself over the past 2 weeks, making me lose my job. I hope you like it.
<Sok> Kthxhi

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 12, 2003

dirty pillows

Located on the head of Bill Clinton. He would fondle them happily infront of the UN.

Bill Clinton loves his pair of dirty pillows

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

spacebar

sinful business

My dog spacebarred on my lap.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

hack saw

A hacker. See hax0r

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 9, 2003