Definitions by Bass Hero

beercomplished 

the phenomenon were each item in your long list of to-dos gets replaced with a beer

Bob: Sal, how's that to-do list coming?
Sal: Beercomplished!

beercomplished by Bass Hero June 7, 2010

dumpiphany 

The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot.

"Of course, much of Kierkegaard's religious philosophy can be traced back to his being a Taurus."

"Possibly, but... wait, what? You ... OHHHHHHHHH!" (sound of a dumpiphany)

dumpiphany by Bass Hero April 26, 2010