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desk monkey
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The
jackass
in the dorm with no friends that hangs out at the
front
desk
irritating the dorm staff because they are working and can't walk away.
Dammit
; here come's
desk
monkey
Ned
and I'm not off for another 2 hours.
desk monkey
by
Basil Dirk
July 25, 2011
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