jelinet

Not your average girl. When you first meet her, you'll think she's either completely out of your league or that she's too pretty to not be a thot. She likes dark jokes, she's friendly, beautiful and cares a lot for her friends. She can be touchy in public just to embarrass you, or to arouse you in public so you look like a weirdo. She's a great girlfriend and she shows hella affection to her significant other. She tends to date fags. She's extremely cute when she tries to be tough and even cuter when she tries to be cute. Quite the sexual beast w a full package, if you know what I mean, enjoys joking about sex and discussing it. She is also the type of girl that the whole grade will have a crush on, so when you get her, it is the most satisfying thing ever.

"Fuck bro, I got a random boner"
"Damn, you got Jelinetted"

"Who is that?"
"Female Jesus.... oh, wait, that's Jelinet, same thing"
"Does she have a boyfriend?"
"I hope not"

by Bary McCokinner December 16, 2016