Bartholemew III's definitions

Larry wheels effect

If a human decides to train with a non-human, the human should except a form of injury by the end of the training session

I shouldn’t have done incline barbell press, the Larry wheels effect is real!

by Bartholemew III January 23, 2022

Optimal Training

Training in an oddly unique manner, making unnecessary adjustments to exercises by means of adding non useful accessories

Yo bro that’s not optimal training *proceeds to attach 50 D handles to the bar*

by Bartholemew III September 7, 2022