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Definitions by Bart the Shart

dick ingram 

An old-fashioned, traditional, dry handjob.
The lotion bottle was empty so she gave me a dick ingram.
Man that dick ingram left me with burns!
All I want to do is rail this broad but she won't give me anything other than dick ingrams.
Dick ingrams are so lame!
dick ingram by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013

Taste-tester 

When a girl plays with herself and then sticks her pussyfingers in your mouth.
I was pounding this girl in the ass and everything was going great until she started finger-blasting herself and shoved her nasty-ass fingers in my mouth. She gave me the taste-tester.
This chick was doing everything right until she jammed her pussy juice covered fingers down my throat, making me the original taste tester.
She was fingering herself and giving me a dick ingram at the same time, but the unexpected taste-tester really threw me off. I puked on her chest.
Taste-tester by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013