Definitions by Barry Vulva

Cockwobble 

When you shag a woman with a monster pussy, you wobble your cock to touch the sides

I had to do a cockwobble to touch the sides

Cockwobble by Barry Vulva March 7, 2020

frosted cactus 

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube

My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'

frosted cactus by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019