3 s's

a quick way of explaining what you need to do before you are ready to go out. The s's stand for: Shit, Shower, Shave.

for extended version see "4 s's"
Wife: Are you ready to go out for a meal.

Man: No, I just need to do the 3 s's

Wife: Well I won't eat it this time
by Barry Chuckle touched me March 28, 2009
Get the 3 s's mug.

4 s's

a quick way of explaining what you need to do before you are ready to go out. The s's stand for: Shit, Shower, Spunk, Shave
Wife: Are you ready to go for a meal?

Man: No, just need to have the 4 s's

Wife: Well just don't fill the bowl again
by Barry Chuckle touched me December 09, 2008
Get the 4 s's mug.