Barrack Obama Bin Laden's definitions

procrasturbate

When you need to do work but you end up watching porn and masturbating instead.

#1
Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.

#2
John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!

by Barrack Obama Bin Laden March 1, 2014