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Definitions by Baron von Klar

Angusiety 

The fear or dread you feel from impending ridicule when you realise you responded with high self praise to your own post without signing out and into one of your other social burner accounts.
"I'm feeling a great deal of angusiety"

"Why?"
Because I just responded "Fantastic. Great Job. Well done" to my own post.
"You did sign out first? And sign into one of your burner accounts? Right?"
"Um, no."
Angusiety by Baron von Klar January 29, 2020

Taylored Document 

Whereby a letter / email / form of correspondence, manufactured or seriously edited in order to gain political advantage and/or create outrage, is found out to be untrue.
The judge rejected the tendered evidence as it was clearly a taylored document.