Baron Of Stuff's definitions

Mr. Brown

1. A turd, a shit.

2. "To go for a ~" To take a shit.

See also Mr. Brown is at the window

Be right back, got Mr. Brown at the window.

by Baron Of Stuff November 27, 2007

Mr. Brown is at the window

To have the Turtle's Head, to be Touching Cloth. An emergency situation involving Mr. Brown

Oh Jesus! Mr. Brown is at the window, excuse me a minute whilst I see him off.

by Baron Of Stuff November 27, 2007

Bum Goblin

An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.

Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

drown a copper

To take a shit, lay a cable.

Uh oh, things are getting strenuous. Just popping off to drown a copper.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

hound cable

Dog shit. Barker's Rope.

What's that smell?

Ah shit, think I've trodden on some hound cable.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

Barker's Rope

Dog shit,Hound Cable.

I wouldn't take a shortcut through there - it's boobytrapped with reams of Barker's Rope.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

put to the sword

To shag, fuck, bang.

I'm out on the pull tonight. Some girl's gonna be put to the sword.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007