Baron Of Stuff's definitions

chubby brown

1.) A short, fat shit.

2.) A short, fat, shit 'comedian'.

"Hmmm... before I go see Chubby Brown tonight, I'll drop a Chubby Brown down the bog..."

by Baron Of Stuff April 18, 2008

brown hatter

A bottsman. With shit on his helmet.

"You comin' out with us down Brighton tonight?"

"Fuck off, you brown hatter! I know what you lot do on a night out!"

by Baron Of Stuff December 3, 2007

brown shield stamps

Turd-Tokens, Shit Tickets, Bumwad, Bog Roll.

Toilet tissue paper.

"Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"

by Baron Of Stuff November 29, 2007

Bum Goblin

An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.

Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

drown a copper

To take a shit, lay a cable.

Uh oh, things are getting strenuous. Just popping off to drown a copper.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

hound cable

Dog shit. Barker's Rope.

What's that smell?

Ah shit, think I've trodden on some hound cable.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

Barker's Rope

Dog shit,Hound Cable.

I wouldn't take a shortcut through there - it's boobytrapped with reams of Barker's Rope.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007