Vagneumonia

Term for when the vagina is feeling under the weather during flu season.
Daisy: "Child my cootercat feels feverish and has the chills!"

Corky: "I think you might have vagneumonia. You better hit the free clinic."
by Barntchew Boodigitty June 12, 2008
Get the Vagneumonia mug.

Bologna Butt

A female who's cooch smells so bad the restroom stinks like a bologna hoagie with extra onions after she uses it. Possibly caused by lack of pubic landscaping.
Co-Worker #1: "Bologna Butt must have been in the ladies room again cuz it smells like a Hoagie in there."
Co-Worker #2: "I know she needs to trim that bush."
by Barntchew Boodigitty June 12, 2008
Get the Bologna Butt mug.

Jockey Gerbil

"Girl, his jockey gerbil was so big i couldn't find his winkie!"
by Barntchew Boodigitty June 11, 2008
Get the Jockey Gerbil mug.